Wordgames...

Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until you "hear" the answer

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)
2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)
3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)
4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)
5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)
6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (thing)
7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)
8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)
9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)
10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)
11. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (person)
12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)
13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (fictional character)
14. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (movie)
15. BUCK SPUN HE (fictional character)

DON'T PEEK AT THE ANSWERS!!!!!!!













Answers:

1.Jacques Cousteau,
2.Santa Claus,
3.Michael Jordan,
4.Moby Dick,
5.Thomas Jefferson,
6.Chiquita Banana,
7.The Titanic,
8.I love you,
9.The Brady Bunch,
10.Christopher Columbus,
11.Doctor Seuss,
12.The Milky Way Galaxy,
13.Agent 007,
14.The Sound of Music,
15.Bugs Bunny


Surd-Times : Four Sardars

There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.

WHY? - becuz there was a sign at the entrance : "Visitors not allowed."

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.

WHY? - B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY? - B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.

All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.

WHY? - B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.


Mail

I don't mind telling you, I'm worried sick.
I put a Valentine card and my income tax return into the same mail.
Now I can't remember which one I signed "Guess Who"?


TWO Baptists

"Do you know why you should always invite TWO Baptists to go fishing with you?"

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer. I invite two and they won't drink any."


Mortician

A man received a phone call from a mortician in another town. Seems his Mother-in-Law had passed away. The mortician wanted instructions as to whether to prepare her for burial or cremate the woman.

The man replied quickly, "Do both ! Don't take any chances !"


Love is grand

"Love is grand..divorce is a hundred grand!"


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