1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?|
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
7). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
8). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
9). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
"Surrrre he can," replies the talent agent, "prove it."
So the fellow asks the dog, "What is on top of a building?"
"Roof, roof!" the dog replies.
"What does sandpaper feel like?"
"Rough, rough!" the dog replies.
The talent agent starts to get impatient as the man asks his dog,
"Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth, Ruth!" says the dog.
Instantly the talent agent throws open the door, and kicks the pair out of his office. After a few seconds, the dog looks up at his master and says, "Should I have said DiMaggio?"
"Perhaps nothing," he said, "but I wanted to be on the safe side. These recent checks of yours are all signed with 3 X's, but your signature of record has just 2."
Greenberg looked embarrassed. "I'm sorry about making trouble," he said, "but my vife said that since I'm now such a high class rich guy, I should have a middle name!"
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove is for... but what's the BEER for?"
At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"