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The following were actually taken from recent newspaper ads:
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL-
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD, UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/ offer
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AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE....
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS
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FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH
IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE
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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000
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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED, SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS 30 YR WARRANTY
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME
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FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED *************
CALL CHUBBIE ************
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG LOOKS LIKE A RAT.
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT"
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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED
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FREE FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
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AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.975 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR
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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87
NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED.
PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER $300
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
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BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY. SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS
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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
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