12.3.2008

News-lyhenteitä [News acronyms]

Symbols and numbers $0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth &c Et cetera *s* Smiles 1-2-1 One to one 10Q Thank you 12x--<---@ A dozen roses 1FTR One For The Road 24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week 2L8 Too late 2me To me 2moro Tomorrow 2nite Tonight 2p British version of $0.02 2u T 2u2 To you, too 4 a while For a while 404 I have no clue 4ever Forever 4free For free 4get it Forget it 4u2 For you, too 9TOO10 Nine Times Out Of Ten < > No comments <BEG> Big Evil Grin <BFEG> Big Fucking Evil Grin <BFG> Big Fucking Grin <BG> Big Grin <BSEG> Big Shit-Eating Grin <BSG> Big Sad Grin <CG> Cute Grin <dg> Devilish Grin <EG> Evil Grin <g> Small grin <G> Big Grin <i> Impish grin / Irony <sp?> Correct spelling? <VBG> Very Big Grin <VEG> Very Evil Grin <VMG> Very Mysterious Grin <WG> Wicked Grin <WWWG> Wide Wide Wide Grin <XLG> eXtra Large Grin =/= Is not equal to \\// Live long and prosper ^^^ a giggle or chuckle {{{you}}} I embrace you {you} With greetings A AAA Any Advice/Assistance Appreciated AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact ACTO ACcording TO ADGR All Donations Gratefully Received ADN Any Day Now AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall/Remember AFAICS As Far As I Can See AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Recall/Remember AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It AFB Away From Brain AFGO Another Fabulous/Fucking Growth Opportunity AFJ April Fool’s Joke AFN Another Freakin' Newbie AGAN As Good As New AIJ Am I Jesus? AIMB As I Mentioned Before AIMP Always In My Prayers AIR As I Recall/Remember AISB As I Said Before / As It Should Be AISE As I Said Earlier AISI As I See It AIUI As I Understand It AIW As It Was/Were AKA Also Known As AMAP As Many/Much As Possible ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different AOB Any Other Business AOBTD Another One Bites The Dust APA Amateur Press Association APAC All Praise And Credit AS Another Subject ASAFP As Soon As Fucking Possible ASAP As Soon As Possible ATB All The Best ATFQ Answer The Fucking Question ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym ATM At The Moment / Automatic Teller Machine ATSL Along The Same Line ATST At The Same Time ATTN Attention ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby AUP Acceptable Use Policy AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One? AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? AWGTHTGTWTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again? AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet? AYOR At Your Own Risk AYT Are You There? B B/C BeCause B4 Before B4N Bye For Now BAC By Any Chance BAD Broken As Designed BAG Busting A Gut BAGL Busting A Gut Laughing BAW Bell And Whistles BBB Busy Beyond Belief BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBN Bye Bye Now BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BCNU Be CN (seein') U (you) BEG Big Evil Grin BFBI Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance BFD Big Fucking Deal BFE Bum Fuck Egypt (meaning a faraway place) BFG Big Friendly Giant / Big Fucking Grin BFH Bastard From Hell BFI Brute Force and Ignorance / Bunch of Fucking Idiots BFM Big Fucking Magic BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance BFN Bye For Now BFO Blinding Flash of the Obvious BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies BG Big Grin BGI Bloody Good Idea BHOW Bangs Head On Wall BI Breidbart Index (a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM, named after the person who designed it) BIBI Bye bye BIC Best In Class BICBW But I Could Be Wrong BION Believe It Or Not BIOYA Blow It Out Your Arse/Ass BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port BITD Beaten It To Death BITMT But In The MeanTime BK Because BKA Better Known As BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor BM Blonde Moment / Bite Me BMA Bite My Ass BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall BMOC Big Man On Campus BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters BNF Big Name Fan BNFSCD But Now For Something Completly Different BO Brain/Buffer Overload BOC But Of Course BOF Birds Of a Feather BOFH Bastard [system] Operator From Hell BOFOH Back Of Hand On Forehead BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again BOKYAG Bend Over and Kiss Your Arse/Ass Goodbye BOL Best Of Luck BOLHH Best Of Luck, Health and Happiness BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper BOOF Brotherhood Of Old Farts BOS Big Orange Switch BOT Back On Topic BOTE Back Of The Envelope BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation BPD Borderline Personality Disorder BPN Bloody Public Nuisance BQ Beyond Question BRGRDS Best Regards BRS Big Red Switch BS BullShit BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin BSF Be Serious, Folks BSG Big Smiling Grin / Broad Sweeping Generalization BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (error screen of Windows) BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry BTA But Then Again BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong BTAIM Be That As It May BTDT Been There, Done That BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me BTLSOM Beats The Living Shit Out of Me BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me BTT Back To Topic BTTP Back To The Point BTW By The Way BUAF Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Font BUAG Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Graphic BWG Big Wide Grin BWL Bursting With Laughter BWQ Buzz Word Quotient BWTHDIK But What The Heck Do I Know? BY BusY BYKT But You Knew/Know That BYKTA But You Knew/Know That Already BYOB Bring Your Own Booze/Bottle BYP Beg Your Pardon C C&G Chuckle & (and) Grin C&P Copy & (and) Paste C4N Ciao 4 (for) Now CAD Computer-Aided Disaster CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try CCWC Can't Cook, Won't Cook CE Creative Editing CFD Call For Discussion CFV Call For Vote CHOWUR C (see) HOW U (you) R (are) CHUR C (see) How U (you) R (are) CIC Christ I'm Confused CID Consider It Done / Crying In Disgrace CIO Check/Cut It Out CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission CLAB Crying Like A Baby CLM Career Limiting Move CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong CNP Continued [in my] Next Post CNR Could Not Resist COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack COTN Coffee/Coke Out The Nose CPF Can Pigs Fly? CRAFT Can't Recall/Remember A Fucking Thing CRBT Crying Real Big Tears CRS Can't Recall/Remember Shit CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin CTB! Come To Business! CTR Choose The Right CTTD Cute Things They Do CTTS Cute Things They Say CWOT Complete Waste Of Time CYA Call Your Attorney / Cover Your Ass / C (see) YA (you) D D&C "Duck and Cover" (a popular song in dedication to the atomic bomb) D&W Ducking & (and) Weaving DAB Dead And Buried DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know DAMHIK,IJK Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know DAP Parents Against Dyslexia (no mistake here) DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DAYP Do As You Please DD DamneD / Due Diligence DEB Don't Even Bother DEG Deliciously Evil Grin DEU Dumb End User DFM Don't Flame Me DFTT Don't Feed The Troll DFU Don't Forget Units DGT Don't Go There DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DICA Do I Care Asshole DIIK Damned/Darn If I Know DIIN Damned/Darn If I kNow DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck? DILLIGAFF Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck? DIM Do It Myself DINK Double Income, No Kids DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? DIY Do It Yourself DK Don't Know DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger DKU Drop Kick Ugly DL Download DLG Devilish Little Grin DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTBOM Don't Lay The Blame On Me DLTDHYITAOYWO Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Arse/Ass On Your Way Out DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMI Don`t Mention It DNA Did Not Answer DNF Did Not Finish DNPM Darn Near Peed/Pissed Myself DNPML Darn Near Peed/Pissed Myself Laughing DNTTAH Do Not Try This At Home DOA Dead On Arrival DOCS Dokuments DOX Dokuments DOYC Deity Of Your Choice DPAITNWL Disturbing People And Irritating The Neighbours With Laughter DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips DQM Don't Quote Me DQMOT Don't Quote Me On That/This DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms DSW Dick Size War DTA Don't Trust Anybody DTMST Does This Make Sense To You? DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow DTRT Do The Right Thing DTSL Don't Talk So Loud DTTAH Don't Try This At Home DUCWIC Do U (you) C (see) What I C (see)? DUK Dead Upon Keyboard DWAI Don't Worry About It DWIM Do What I Mean DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do DWPKOL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear? DYE Damn Your Eyes DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When DYOH Do Your Own Homework DYSWIS Do You See What I See? E E&OE Errors & (and) Omissions Excepted E2EG Ear to Ear Grin ECP Excessive Cross Posting ED Emotionally Disturbed EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person EFLA Extended Four Letter Acronym EG Evil Grin EGBOK Everything's Gonna Be OK EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer EIF Exercise In Futility EIP Everything Is Permissible EM Ethnic Minority EMBI Excuse Me for Butting In EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In EMFH Every Man For Himself EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In EMP Excessive Multi-Posting EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh EOB End Of Business EOD End Of Discussion EOL End Of Lecture EOM End Of Message EOS End Of Show EOT End Of Thread (don't reply to this message) EPID Every Person Is Different ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter ESP ESPecially ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym EZ Easy F F2F Face to Face FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s) FAQL Frequently Asked Question List FART Fathers Against Radical Teenagers FBOW For Better Or Worse FC Fingers Crossed FCFS First Come, First Served FCOL For Crying Out Loud FDL Falling Down Laughing FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing (see ROTFL with variations) FEAR Forget/Fuck Everything And Run FEIYD ForEver In Your Debt FFR Flat Fucking Run / For Future Reference FFRD Flying Fuck in a Rolling Donut FFS For Fucks Sake FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me FIGMO Fuck It, Got My Orders FIIK Fucked If I Know FIIN Fucked If I kNow FIIOH Forget/Fuck It, I'm Outta Here FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby FIMD Foot In Mouth Disease FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker FISH First In, Still Here FISHDO Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On FITB Fill In The Blank FITH F*cked In The Head FKA Formerly Known As FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym FLW Famous Last Words FMH Fuck Me Harder FMI For More Information FMPOV From My Point Of View FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend FOAFT Friend Of A Friend Tale (urban legend) FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing FOCROFLMAO Falling Off the Chair, Rolling On the Floor, Laughing My Arse/Ass Off FOD Finger Of Death FOOBAR (variant of FUBAR) FOR For Obvious Reasons FOS Freedom Of Speech / Full Of Shit FOT Full Of Tripe FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name FRED Flaming/Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot FSD Fools Seldom Differ FSRD Flying Shit in a Rolling Donut FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart FTDS Fuck The Dumb Shit FTF Face To Face FTL Faster Than Light FTMP For The Most Part FTR For The Record FU Fouled/Fucked up FUA Frequently Used Acronyms FUBAB Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond All Believe FUBAR Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair FUBB Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond Belief FUCT Failed Under Continuous Testing FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation/Doubt FUMTU Fouled/Fucked Up More Than Usual FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (e.g. about hard disks) FUWOTD Fed Up With Off Topic Discussion FWIW For What It's Worth FWMAYOR Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk FY&TSYRIO Fuck You & (and) The Sysop You Rode In On FYA For Your Amusement FYBITS Fuck You, Buddy, I'm The Sysop FYE For Your Entertainment FYEO For Your Eyes Only FYF For Your Fun FYFAS Fuck Yourself For A Start FYI For Your Information G G Giggle / Grin G2G Got 2 (to) Go GA Go Ahead GAC Get A Clue GAFIA Get Away From It All GAFL Get A Fucking Life GAFM Get Away From Me GAL Get A Life GALSLIM Get A Life, Stop Living In Mine GBH Great Back Hug GBH&K Great Big Hugs & (and) Kisses GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & (and) Kisses Back GBTM Get Back To Me GBTW Get Back To Work GBY God Bless You GD&H Grinning, Ducking & (and) Hiding GD&R Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running (after a smart ass comment) GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running Fast GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running Very Very Fast GD&W Grinning, Ducking & (and) Weaving GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Walking Very, Very Fast GDW Grin, Duck and Weave GFAK Go Fly A Kite GFE2E Grinning From Ear 2 (to) Ear GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear GFN Gone For Now GFU General Fuck Up GG Gotta Go GGG GiGGle GGGGG Geez! GGN Gotta Go Now GIGO Garbage In, Garbage/Gospel Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GJ Good Job GJOACYSPOCD Go Jump Of A Cliff You Smelly Pile Of Camel Dung GJP Good Job, Partner GL Good Luck GLG Goofy Little Grin GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting GMAFB Give Me A Freeping/Fucking Break GMAO Giggling My Arse/Ass Off GMBO Giggling My Butt Off GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GO Get Off GoAT Go Away, Troll GOK God Only Knows GOOML Get Out Of My Life GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony GOWI Get On With It GP,F Go Puke, Fast! GPF General Protection Fault GR&D Grinning, Running & (and) Ducking GR8 Great GRD Grinning, Running and Ducking GRQ Get Rich Quick (a type of spam) GRTNX Greetings GRUIT Get Real U (you) Impudent Thing GS Getting Started GSH Good Sense of Humour GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service GTCTTWW Good Things Come To Those Who Wait GTFOH Get The Fuck Outta Here GTFOOMF Get The Fuck Out Of My Face GTG Got To Go GTGN Got To Go Now GTS God That Sucked GTSY Glad/Good To See You GYFFR Get Your Fucking Facts Right H H&K Hugs (and) Kisses H2 How To? HABO Have A Better One HAG1 Have A Good 1 (one) HAGN Have A Good Night HAGO Have A Good One HAK Hugs And Kisses HAND Have A Nice Day HATM Howling At The Moon HCB Holy Cow, Batman HH Happy Hacking HHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only half Kidding HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious HHTT Ha Ha Thump Thump HIB_ Have I Been _____? HICA Here It Comes Again HIH Hope It Helps HIRTA HereInafter Referred To As HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud HLOLARAWCHAWMP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants HLV Hasta La Vista HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge HOUEW Hanging On U (your) Every Word HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy HSIK How Should I Know? HSP Highly Sensitive Person HTEI Hope This Explains It HTFSIK How The Fuck Should I Know? HTH Happy To Help / Hope This Helps / How The Hell? HUA Head Up, Ace/Arse/Ass HWISTKT How Was I Supposed To Know That? HWMBO He Who Must Be Obeyed HWNINS He Whose Name Is Not Spoken HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named HWUA Head Way Up, Ace/Arse/Ass HWWNBN He Who Will Not Be Named (refers to a specific troll person) I IAALWTD I Am At Loss What To Do IABT It`s A Bit Thick IAC In Any Case IAE In Any Event IAGFII It's All Good Fun, Isn't It IAH In All Honesty IAK Idiot At Keyboard IAMOS In A Manner Of Speaking IAMTT I Am Moved To Tears IAMU I Am Mixed Up IAN In A Nutshell IANA_ I Am Not A/An _____ IANAA I Am Not An Accountant IANAC I Am Not A Crook IANAD I Am Not A Doctor IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer [but...] (a disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion) IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV IANYM In A New York Minute IANYS In A New York Second IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means IAW In Accordance With IAWYS I Agree With Your Second IAY I Adore You IAY2 I Adore You, 2 (too) IAYT I Adore You, Too IBC Inadequate, But Cute IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard IBM Inadequate, But Marketable IBTD I Beg To Differ IC I C (see) / In Character ICAM I Couldn't Agree More ICB I Care Because? ICBW I Could Be Wrong ICCL I Couldn't Care Less ICGAFF I Couldn't Give A Flying Fuck ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong ICSTFOI I Can`t See The Fun Of It ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You ICUR I C (see) U (you) R (are) ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know IDD InDeeD IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck IDGAFF I Don't Give A Flying Fuck IDGARA I Don't Give A Rat's Arse/Ass IDGAS I Don't Give A Shit IDGI I Don't Get It IDK I Don't Know IDN I Don't kNow IDRGAFF I Don't Really Give A Flying Fuck IDTS I Don't Think So IDTT I'll Drink To That IDU I Don't Understand IDWTMAT I Don't Want To Miss A Thing IE In Effect IETGFTP It's Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission IFU I Fucked Up IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Recall/Remember What They Stand For IHHO In Her/His Humble Opinion IHN I Hate Newbies IHTBS It Has To Be Shown IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place / I Have Truly Found Paradise IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It IIDKB If I Didn't Know Better IIR If I Recall/Remember IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly IIRR If I Recall/Remember Rightly IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWIMWYMMPLTM If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Make Mad Passionate Love To Me? IITYWISWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss Me? IITYWTMWYMMPLTMANLAITD If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Make Mad Passionate Love To Me All Night Long And Into The Day? IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink? IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer? IIUC If I Understand Correctly IIUYC If I Understand You Correctly IIWM If It Were Me/Mine IIWY If I Were You IJLS I Just Like Saying IJWTK I Just Want To Know IJWTS I Just Want To Say IK I Know IKWUM I Know What U (you) Mean IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer IKWYM I Know What You Mean ILF I'll Look Forward ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes Together ILN It Looks Nice / It's Looking Nice ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! ILT I Love That ILU I Love U (you) ILU2 I Love U (you), 2 (too) ILUIS I Laughed Until I Stopped ILUT I Love U (you), Too ILUVM I Love U (you) Very Much ILY I Love You ILY4E I Love You 4(for)Ever IMA I Might Add IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMBO In My Biased/Bloody Opinion IMCAO It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion IMCO In My Conceited/Considered Opinion IME In My Estimation/Experience IMHA In My Humble Analysis IMHE In My Humble Estimation/Experience IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion IMMOR I Make My Own Rules IMNERHO In My Never Even Remote Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOBO In My Own Biased/Bloody Opinion IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience IMPO In My Pious Opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View IMRO In My Royal Opinion IMS I Must Say IMSLTHO In My Slightly/Somewhat Less Than Humble Opinion IMU I Miss U (you) IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know IMX In My eXperience (preferred form: IME) INAL I'm Not A Lawyer INAMTL It`s Not A Matter To Laugh INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It INMPIY It's No My Problem, It's Yours INPO In No Particular Order INT I'll Never Tell IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer IOU I Owe U (you) IOW In Other Words IRL In Real Life IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes IRT In Real Time / In Reply To / In Regards To ISAGN I See A Great Need ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book ISC I Stand Corrected ISH It Surely Helped ISHBAB I Should Have Bought A Book ISHBTB I Should Have Bought The Book ISKWYDLS I Still Know What You Did Last Summer ISNUP It Serves No Useful Purpose ISO In Search Of ISRN I'll Stop Rambling Now ISS I’m So Sure ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea! ISTI I Stick To It ISTM It Seems To Me ISTR I Seem To Recall/Remember ISWIM If you See What I Mean? ISWYM I See What You Mean ITA I Totally Agree ITALY I Trust And Love You ITAS It Takes All Sorts ITFA In The Final Analysis ITIWO In The Immortal Words Of ITMSS I Take MySelf So Seriously ITMT In The MeanTime ITRO In The Region Of ITRW In The Real World ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It ITYM I Think You Mean ITYS I Told You So IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her/Him IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff IW I Wonder IWALU I Will Always Love U (you) IWALY I Will Always Love You IWBN It Would Be Nice IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IWFM It Works For Me IWHAGT I Would Hazard A Guess That IWIK I Wish I Knew IWW I Wonder Why IYD In Your Dreams IYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me Asking IYF In Your Face IYF_ Insert Your Favorite _____ IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group IYHO In Your Humble Opinion IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do IYO In Your Opinion IYSWIM If You See What I Mean IYTMWIMIWMMPLTY If You Tell Me What This Means, I Will Make Mad Passionate Love To You? IYW If You Wish J J/K Just Kidding JABBA Just Another Brain Boggling Acronymn JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer JAFU Just Another Fuck Up JAO Just Another Observer JASA Just Another Stupid Acronym JASE Just Another System Error JASM Just A Simple-Minded JAUA Just Another Useless Answer JAWS Just Another Windows Shell JFF Just For Fun JFTR Just For The Record JFYI Just For Your Information JIC Just In Case JIT Just In Time JJ Just Joking JK Just Kidding JLY Jesus Loves You JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course JMHO Just My Humble Opinion JMNSHO Just My Not So Humble Opinion JMO Just My Opinion JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity JOTL Joy Of The Lord JPF Just Plain Fun JPW Just Plain Weird JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic JSYK Just So You Know JTLYK Just To Let You Know JTUSK Just Thought U (you) Should Know JTYMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know K KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It KDW Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS) KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours KHYF Know How You Feel KIA Know It All KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KITA Kick In The Ass (type of therapy) KMA Kiss My Ass KMB Kiss My Butt KMQ Kiss Me Quick KMWIH Kick Me Where It Hurts KMYF Kiss Me You Fool KOC Kiss On Cheek KOL Kiss On Lips KOT_ Keeper Of The _____ KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KOTM Kook Of The Month KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work KVG Kato ,Vittu, Googlella (a Finnish frase, might translate to UFG, Use Fucking Google) KWIM Know What I Mean KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed KYHU Keep Your Head Up KYHOOTW Keep Your Head Out Of The Water KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Arse/Ass

L L Laugh L8R Later L8TR Later LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & (and) Then You Die LAB&TYMO Life's A Bitch & (and) Then You Marry One LALL Live And Let Live LD Later Dude / Long Distance LDR Long Distance Relationship LFLIATWP Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places LGM Little Green Men LHM Lord, Help Me LHO Laughing Head Off LHU Lord, Help Us LJBF Let's Just Be Friends LLAP Live Long And Prosper LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause LMA Leave Me Alone LMAO Laughing My Arse/Ass Off LMAOROTF Laughing My Arse/Ass Off Rolling On The Floor LMC Lost My Connection LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Arse/Ass Off LMK Let Me Know LMKOAP Let Me Know Of Any Problems LMTFA Leave Me The Fuck Alone LOEL Laughing Out Extremely Loud LOFLOL Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud LOL Laughing Out Loud / Lots Of Laugh / Lots Of Love / Lots Of Luck LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead LoTR Lord of The Rings LOWOTFBTC Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed/Pissed My Pants LSHIS Laughing So Hard I Shat LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Bounces LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing LSHMSB Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted LSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax LSP Less Sensitive Person LTA Less Than Average LTBF Learn To Be Funny LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type LTIP Laughing 'Til I Puke LTM Laughing To Myself LTMS Laughing To MySelf LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt LTNC Long Time, No C (see) LTNP Long Time, No Post LTNS Long Time, No See LTNT Long Time, No Type LTR Long Term Relationship LTS Laughing To Self LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG) LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use LUSER Loser USER LUWAMH Love U (you) With All My Heart LUVYA LUV (love) YA LY Love Ya LYIC Love You In Christ LYLAB Love You Like A Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart LZ Loser M MAY Mad About You MAYB Mad About You, Baby MBG Money-Back Guarantee MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours MCIBTYC My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer MFG More Friendly Garbage MFIC Mother Fucker In Charge MFWIC Mother Fucker What's/Who's In Charge MFWIIC Mother Fucker Which/Who Is In Charge MH Mostly Harmless (5th part of THHGTTG) MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed MHDCA My Hard Drive Crashed Again MHM Members Helping Members MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIB Mint In Box (short for "in mint condition, still in original box") MKA Mundanely Known As ML More Later MLA Multiple Letter Acronym MLC Misery Likes Company MMP More Money, Please MMW Mark My Words MOF Matter Of Fact MOMN Milk Out My Nose MOTD Message Of The Day MOTM Member Of The Month MPE My Point Exactly MS More of the Same / More Shit MTCW My Two Cents Worth MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MTIA Many Thanks In Anticipation MUD Multi-User Dungeon MUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination MWAH Sound of a kiss MYOB Mind Your Own Business N N/M Never Mind NAA Not At All NADM Never A Dull Moment NAFAIAC Not As Far As I Am Concerned NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know NAGI Not A Good Idea NAHM Not A Happy Man NAHW Not A Happy Woman NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That NAN Not Another Newbie NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself NBD No Big Deal NBFD No Big Fucking Deal NBIF No Basis In Fact NBL Not Bloody Likely NBTD Nothing Better To Do NC No Comment NDB None of your Damned Business NDM No Disrespect Meant NE1 Anyone NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks NETUA Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything NEway Any way NFG No Fucking Good NFI No Fucking Idea NFIAA No Fucking Idea At All NFR Not Flame Related NFW No Fucking Way NFWM No Fucking Way, Man NFY No, Fuck You NG News Group / No Good NGT Not Gonna Tell NHOH Never Heard Of Her/Him NIAA No Idea At All NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes NIH Not Invented Here NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard, Either NIMTO Not In My Term of Office NINO No Input, No Output / Nothing In, Nothing Out NIOED Not In the Oxford English Dictionary NIT Not In Therapy NLI Not Logged In NM Never Mind NMI No Middle Initial NMP Not My Problem NMS Not My Style NN Night-Night NOM No Offense Meant NOOTO Nothing Out Of The Ordinary NOPE Not On Planet Earth NOYB None Of Your Business NOYL Not On Your Life NP No Problem NPB No Problem NPEMWIGBMHATWOT Now Please, Excuse Me While I Go Beat My Head Against That Wall Over There NPF No Problem Found NPLU Not People Like Us NQA No Questions Asked NQOS Not Quite Our Sort NRN No Reply Necessary NSDA Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym N'SP Nobody'S Perfect NSS No Shit, Sherlock/Shylock NTA Non-Technical Acronym NTDBWY Nice To Do Business With You NTG Not Too Good NTH No Therapy Helpful NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything NTIM Not That It Matters NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTL NeverTheLess / NoneTheLess NTOOT Nine Times Out Of Ten NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTW Not To Worry NTYMI Now That You Mention It NW No Way NWD No Way, Dude NWM No Way, Man NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It NYI Not Yet Implemented NYM New York Minute NYP Not Your Problem O OAO Over And Out OAS On Another Subject OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OBTW Oh, By The Way OD Oh Dear / OverDose OFS One Finger Salute (you know which finger) OFTPATHIRIO Oh, Fuck This Place And The Horse I Rode In On OH Off Hand OIC Oh, I C (see) OJ Obligatory Joke OLL OnLine Love OMBLMAO On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off OMFG Oh My Fucking God OMG Oh My God ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not That/This Again OO Over and Out OOC Out Of Character/Curiosity OOFC Out Of Fucking Control OOH Out Of Hand OOI Out Of Interest OOQ Out Of Question OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind OOTB Out Of The Blue/Box OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment OOTO Out Of The Office OOTQ Out Of The Question OOTT One Of Those Things OSIF Oh Shit, I Forgot OSIM Oh Shit, It's Monday OSIS Oh Shit, It's Sunday OSU Officially Sanctioned User OT Off Topic OT1H On The One Hand OTA Out The Airlock OTB Off To Bed OTBE OverTaken By Events OTC Over The Counter OTD Out The Door OTF On The Floor [laughing] OTGH On The Gripping Hand OTOH On The One Hand / On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTTH On The Third Hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OTW On The Whole / One True Way OVSN Out Very Soon Now OW Oh Well OWTTE Or Words To That Effect P P&M Posted & (and) Mailed P? Pardon? PASQ Permanently Asked Stupid Question PBD Programmer Brain Damage PBNFL Possible, But Not Fucking Likely PCF Puritanical Control Freaks PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PCO Please Carry On PCT Politically Correct Thought PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left PDG Pretty Damn Good PDQ Pretty Damn Quick/Quickly PDS Please Don't Shoot PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PEBKAC Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair PEBUAK Problem Exists Between User And Keyboard PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & (and) Hanging On My Wall PFM Pure Fucking Magic PHB Pointy Haired Boss (from Dilbert, doesn't have a clue) PISS Passive Ignorance Silence Strike PITA Pain In The Anatomy/Arse/Ass PITB Pain in the Butt PITBY Put It in Their Back Yard PITN Pain In The Neck PKB Pot ,Kettle, Black PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair PLMK Please Let Me Know PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok? PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PLS Please PLZ Please PMBI Pardon My Butting In PMETC Pardon Me, ETC. PMF Pardon My French PMFBI Pardon My For Butting In PMFBR Pardon Me For Being Rude PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PMP Peed/Pissed My Pants PMTA Perverted Minds Think Alike PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here PO Piss Off POA Power Of Attorney POAHF Put On A Happy Face POI Point Of Information POM Phase Of the Moon POQ Piss Off Quickly POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back POTC Peck On The Cheek POTS Plain Old Telephone Service POV Point Of View PPL PeoPLe PPP Petty Pet Peeve PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position PPPPPPP Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce PS Post Script PTM Please, Tell Me PTMM Please, Tell Me More PU that stinks! (pee you (?)) PW Pathetic Wanker / PowWow PYS Pack Your Stuff Q QED Quite Easily Done / Quod Erat Demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated) QPQ Quid Pro Quo (something for something) QY QuerY R RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment RAK Random Act of Kindness RBS Really Big Screen REHI hello again (re-hi) REXMAN Relax, EXperiment, and read the MANual RFC Request For Comments RFD Request For Discussion RFI Request For Information RFN Right Fucking Now RFP Request For Proposals RFSN Real Fucking Soon Now RFT Request For Thinking RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges RIFA Retry, Ignore, Fail, Abort? RIP Rest In Peace RL Real Life (sometimes written as r/l) RML Read My Lips RMS Read the Manual, Sir RNA Ring, No Answer ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing (see ROTFL with variations) ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again ROTF Rolling On The Floor ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLABITC Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Biting In The Carpet/Curtain ROTFLACGU Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides ROTFLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Peeing/Pissing My Pants ROTFLAS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBC Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting the Carpet ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out ROTFLH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse/Ass Off ROTFLMAOAY Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse/Ass Off At You ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTFLSHISMC Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee ROTFLUIPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I Peed/Pissed In My Pants ROTFLUIWMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I Wet My Pants ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak ROTFLWM Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Wetting Myself ROTFLWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing/Pissing In My Pants ROTFLPIMP Rolling On The Floor, Peeing/Pissing In My Pants ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor, Trying To Put Out Flames ROTFWMP Rolling On The Floor Wetting My Pants ROTFWTIME Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes RQWF Right Question, Wrong Forum RR Reply Requested RSF Right Said, Fred RSN Real Soon Now RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait (French for "please reply") RT Real Time RTBM Read The Bloody Manual/Message RTDM Read The Damn Manual/Message RTDOX Read The DOX (documents) RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions RTFAQL Read The Frequently Asked Questions List RTFB Read The Fucking Binary RTFF Read The Fucking FAQ RTFI Read The Fucking Instructions RTFM Read The Fine/Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message RTFMA Read The Fine/Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message, Again RTFMS Read The Fucking Manual, Sir RTFN Right The Fuck Now RTFQ Read The Fucking Question RTFS Read The Fucking Source RTGM Read The Goddamn Manual/Message RTKABA Right To Keep And Bear Arms RTM Read The Manual/Message RTS Read The Screen RTSM Read The Stupid Manual RTWFQ Read The Whole Fucking Question RUOK R (are) U (you) OK? RW Real World RYFM Read Your Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message RYS Read Your Screen S S/O SomeOne S/TH SomeTHing S2BX Soon To Be eX s<>r Shareware version doesn't equal to the registered version s==r Shareware version equals to the registered version SABENA Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again SAM Smart Assed Masochist SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups SAR Smart Arse/Ass Remark SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk SBB Stupid Beyond Belief SBID Shitty, But It'll Do s.c.f.t.h.i. Smiley Captioned For The Humour-Impaired SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SCNRDT Sorry, Could Not Resist Doing That SCNRT Sorry, Could Not Resist That SDIHTT Some Day I'll Have The Time SEG Shit Eating Grin SEP Somebody/Someone Else's Problem SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SF Science Fiction / Speculative Fantasy SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFAICT So Far As I Can Tell SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SFSG So Far So Good SFT Sorry For That SH Shit Happens SHID Slaps Head In Disqust SHLH Sitting Here Laughing Hysterically SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SID So I Do SIDU Sorry, I Don't Understand SIIK Stuffed If I Know SIIN Stuffed If I kNow SIMCA Sitting In My Chair, Amused SISDU Sorry, I Still Don't Understand SITD Still In The Dark SLAP Sounds Like A Plan SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (4th part of THHGTTG) SLJ Shitty Little Job SLJO Shitty Little Job Officer SMA Spank My Ass SMO Serious Mode On / Simple Matter Of SMOF Secret Master Of Fandom SMOFF Serious Mode OFF SMON Serious Mode ON SMOP Simple/Small Matter Of Programming SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled/Fucked Up SNAMU Situation Normal, All Messed Up SNEFU Situation Normal, Everything Fouled/Fucked Up SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rotten/Rude Teenager SNFIAA Still No Fucking Idea At All SO Significant Order/Other SOAB Son Of A Bitch SOB Son Of a Bitch SOD Society Of Dickheads SOGOTP Shit Or Get Off The Pot SOHB Sense Of Humour Bypass SOHF Sense Of Humour Failure SOL Shit Out of Luck / Smiling Out Loud / Sooner Or Later SOS Same Old Shit/Stuff / S.O.S. (save our souls, help) SOSO Same Old, Same-Old SOT Short Of Time SOTA State Of The Art SOTMG Short Of Time, Must Go SOVS SomeOne Very Special SOW Speaking Of Which SOY Shame On You sp? Spelling correct? SPAM Sick/Stupid Person's AdvertiseMent SPS Self Praise Stinks SQO Some Quantity Of SS So Sorry SSDD Same Shit/Stuff, Different Day SSIA Subject Says It All SSU Shiny Side Up STB Simply The Best STBY Sucks To Be You SQO Some Quantity Of STFU Shut The Fuck Up STR Spot The Reference STS So To Speak SUAD Shut/Suck Up And Deal SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up SUYP Shut Up You Pervert SW So What? / Says Who? SWAG Scientific/Simple/Super Wide/Wild Arse/Ass Guess SWAK Sealed With A Kiss SWALCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Cause A Kiss Won't Stick SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web? SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess SWIM See What I Mean? SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed SWYM See What You Mean SWYP So What's Your Problem? SYT Sweet Young Thing T T&E Trial & (and) Error T4LMK Thanks 4 (for) Letting Me Know T4LUK Thanks 4 (for) Letting Us Know TA Thanks Again TA4N That's All 4 (for) Now TABYAS Thinkin` All But You Are Stupid? TACE To A Certain Extent TAF That's All Folks TAFN That's All For Now TAL Thanks A Lot TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question TANSTASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As a Stupid Question TARFU Things Are Really Fouled/Fucked Up TAWIS That Ain't What I Said TBA To Be Announced TBC To Be Confirmed/Continued TBD To Be Determined TBDOOTD To Be Done One Of These Days TBE To Be Expected TBH To Be Honest TBKA To Be Known As TBYB Try Before You Buy TCB Trouble Came Back TCD The Cat's Dead TCOY Take Care Of Yourself TDD The Dog's Dead TDM Too Damn Many TEHO To Each His Own TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFB Too Fucking Bad TFE Too Fucking Easy TFIC Tongue Firmly In Cheek TFM The Fucking Manual TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del) TFTB Topping From The Bottom TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time TFTI Thanks For The Idea TFTT Thanks For The Thought TGAL Think Globally Act Locally TGIF Thank God It's Friday TGTF Thank God ,Tomorrow's Friday TGU The Great Unwashed THHGTTG The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy THX Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God TIC Tongue In Cheek TIE Take It Easy TILII Tell It Like It Is TIME Tears In My Eyes TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation/Review TINC There Is No Cabal TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TINSTAASQ There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question TINWIM That Is Not What I Meant TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TIP To Insure Promptness TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way TLA Three Letter Acronym TLC Tender Loving Care TLDR (TL;DR) Too Long, Didn't Read TLG The Living God TLTBT Too Ludicrous To Be True TMI Too Much Information TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand TMK To My Knowledge TMPTAWWTLO The Missionary Position Twice A Week With The Lights Out TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TNII This News Is Important TNP Take No Prisoners TNTL Trying Not To Laugh TNX Thanks TNXE6 Thanks E6 (10 to the 6th power = a million) TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law TOBG This Oughta Be Good TOS Terms Of Service TOTBAL There Ought To Be A Law TOY Thinking Of You TOYM Turn On Your Mind TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless TPS This Program Sucks TPTB The Powers That Be TPSS This Program Sucks Severely TQM Total Quality Management TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (2nd part of THHGTTG) TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TS Tough Shit TSJD Texas Size Jelly Doughnut TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure TSR Totally Stupid Rules TSWC Tell Someone Who Cares TTBE That's To Be Expected TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTIOT The Truth Is Out There TTKSF Trying To Keep Straight Face TTL That's The Limit TTL4N That's The Lot 4 (for) Now TTM To The Moderator TTOT The Truth is Out There TTTT To Tell The Truth TTYTT To Tell You The Truth TUFD The User File Died TWIAVBP The World Is A Very Big Place TWIMC To Whom It May Concern TWIS That's What I Said TWLTN That Will Lead To Nothing TWYAS That's What You All Say TWYT That's What You Think TX Thanks TY Thank you TYAM There You Are Mistaken TYCLO Turn Your Caps Lock Off! (quit shouting!) TYLE Took You Long Enough TYVL,YWEL Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less TYVM Thank You Very Much U UAE Unrecoverable Application Error UBD User Brain Damage / U (you) Be Damned UDP Usenet Death Penalty UFB Un-Fucking Believable UFO Un-Finished Object UHSE User Head Space Error UL Urban Legend UNA Use No Acronyms UOK U (you) OK? UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome URLCM U (you) R (are) weLCoMe URR Urgent Reply Requested USU USUally UTSL Use The Source, Luke UTT Under The Table UYKD Unless You Know Differently V VBEG Very Big Evil Grin VBG Very Big Grin VBOLHH Very Best Of Luck, Health and Happiness VBSEG Very Big Shit Eating Grin VETLA Very Enhanced TLA VGI Very Good Idea VH Virtual Hug VI Village Idiot VIDIOT Village Idiot VT Virtual Time W W/ With W/O WithOut W8 Wait W8ING Waiting WAB? What, Another Bill? WABOL What A Bunch Of Losers WACO We Aren't Coming Out WADR With All Due Respect WAEF When All Else Fails WAFWOT What A Fucking Waste Of Time WAG Wild Ass Guess WAGI What A Good Idea WAH Working At Home WAIDW What Am I Doing Wrong WALOC What A Load Of Crap WAMHD Windows Ate My Hard Disc WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids/Kitties Staring At Me? WB Welcome Back WBS Write Back Soon WCAGA What Comes Around ,Goes Around WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You WDF What Da Fuck? WDIK What Do I Know? WDYCA_ What Do You Call A/An _____? WDYCAI What Do You Call An Irishman? WDYM What Do You Mean? WDYMBT What Did/Do You Mean By That? WDYT What Do You Think? WDYW What Do You Want? WEFT Wrong Every Fucking Time WEG Wicked Evil Grin WFHIT "What Fresh Hell Is This?" (Dorothy Parker) WFM Works For Me WFO Wide Fucking Open WGAS Who Gives A Shit? WGFF Who Gives A Flying Flood/Fuck? WHSGNASBN We Have Some Good News And Some Bad News WHWITW Would Have Wanted It That Way WHYD What Have You Done WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If? WIBNIF Wouldn't It Be Nice IF? WIC Where I'm Concerned WIP Work In Progress WKF Well-Known Fact WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WN? What Now? / What's Next? WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOB Waste Of Bandwidth WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming/Fucking Time And Money WOLF Witless One Line Followup WoLOG Without Loss Of Generality WOM Word Of Mouth WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time WOWF Witless One Word Followup WPYS Who Pulled Your String WR With Respect WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit WRT With Regard/Respect To WT Without Thinking WTAA What's This All About? WTF What /Who The Fuck? WTFDIC What The Fuck Do I Care? WTFDIK What The Fuck Do I Know? WTFDYTYA Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are? WTFIGO What The Fuck Is Going On? WTFIIWT_A What The Fuck Is It With These _____ Anyway? WTFN Why The Fuck Not? WTFO What The Fuck? Over (reply expected) WTFRU? Who The Fuck R (are) U (you)? WTFWT "What The Fuck Was That?" (mayor of Hiroshima) WTG Way To Go WTH What/Who The Heck/Hell? WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WTTRW Welcome To The Real World WU? What's Up? WUASTC Wake Up And Smell The Coffee WUTNB Wait Until The Next Book WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYP4 What You Get Is What You Pay 4 (for) WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? WYP What's Your Point? WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It WYSIAYG What You See Is All You Get WYSIWYNG What You See Is What You Never Get WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor? WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get X XAB eXtremely Annoying Behavior XOXOXO Kisses and hugs XYZ eXamine Your Zipper Y Y3 Yadda Yadda Yadda YA_ Yet Another _____ YAA Yet Another Acronym YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YADS Yet Another DOS Shell YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Acronym YAFI You Asked For It YAFIANYGI You Asked For It And Now You Get It YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It YAM Yet Another Meeting YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YAP Yet Another Ploy YAT Yet Another TLA (see TLA) YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd YBS You'll Be Sorry YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down YCGB You Can't Get Better YCHT You Can Have Them YCLIU You Can Look It Up YFEM Your Favorite Ethnic Minority YGGM Your Guess is as Good as Mine YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding YGTBSM You've Got To Be Shitting Me YGTI You Get The Idea? YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YHB_ You Have Been _____ YHBW You Have Been Warned YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad YHGMTPO_ You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of _____ YHL You Have Lost YHTBT You Had To Be There YIU Yes, I Understand YKINMK Your Kink Is Not My Kink YKINOK Your Kink Is Not OK YKIOK,IJNMK Your Kink Is OK, It's Just Not My Kink YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It YKWIM You Know What I Mean YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying YKYARW_ You Know You're A Redneck When _____ YKYATP You Know You're A Tired Parent? (relates to something really silly, but if you are honest with yourself, you've done equally silly things) YKYB You Know You've Been YKYB_TLW You Know You've Been _____ing Too Long When... YKYBHTLW You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... YM You Mean YMBJ You Must Be Joking YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (your experience may differ) YOGWYPF You Only Get What You Pay For YOYO You're On Your Own YOYOW You Own Your Own Words YP Yellow Pages YPOV Your Point Of View YPOVS! Your Point Of View Sucks! YR Yeah Right YSS You Suck Severely YWHOL Yelling "WooHoo" Out Loud (a variation on LOL) YWIA You're Welcome In Advance YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some Z ZZZ Sleeping

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